AhhhAHHHHHH!!! Worst day EVER!!!! Well. Morning really.

Seriously people. I think the fates were playing AGAINST me this morning! It all started when I woke up (yeah, yeah, I know! "Here she goes again! Don't get her started 'cuz then she'll never stop!") . Well, actually I should say when I woke up late. Yup. My alarm clock never went off. Oh I set it, alright. I set it for 6:15 in the MORNIN'. Is it too much to ask of my alarm clock to go off at a decent enough hour that my hair won't actually look like the crazy mane it usually looks like in the morning? Apparently so. 'Cuz it woke me up at 7:00. Yes. 7:00 a.m. Not 6:15, not 6:30, 7:00. Oh and did I mention my bus comes at 7:40? Yup. Don't you just hate alarm clocks?

Then, as if I wasn't already running late, I fell asleep in the shower! WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THAT???? I mean it's not as if I hadn't slept in an extra 45 min. NO, NO siree!

Then, Every Single shirt I put on, was, YOU guessed it! Dirty. 'sigh'

Then, I couldn't find my blow dryer. So my hair was dripping down my back and I had 10 minutes to do my hair (read: attempt to do my hair), put on some makeup (read: mascara my eyes) and run out the door.

10 minutes later I had dryed my hair, pulled it into the best pony tail I could muster up, and then.... I heard it. Yes. It. The bus. (don don dooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!) So I had to run out the door with horrible hair, one eye masacaraed, the other not, without any shoes on.

So picture this. A crazy maned, freakily mascaraed, shoeless, nutcase of a teenage girl running at you from across the street on her toes trying not to get her clothes all wet in the numerous fall puddles lining the street. Yeah. I'm surprised everyone didn't book it away from there screamin' "Call The Nuthouse!!! They lost their top patient, and she's comin' straight at me!!!"

I think I need a nap.

What do you think?

A witch, a mummy, a monster, a vampire, or a ghost? Don't ask why. It's a surprise! But I need your vote in ASAP! So hurry up and comment. Down There!
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Tee hee! Did you see that! I made an arrow!

Whoah! No way!

Yeah. Guess What I just found out. I found out what they used to call 'courage' back in the 1700's! You'll never guess what it was called.

Bottom.

Yes, Bottom! They called Courage, Bottom in the 1700's!

Bottom!
(said in a funky accent)

Bottom, Bottom, Bottom!

I've got Courage Bottom, But I don't have any Buttock Bottoms!!! Gosh DAng it!

Bottom, bottom, Bottom, bottom, BOTTUM!!!!

teehee hee! That's fun!



I know a BOTTOM boy! He is my PRIDE AND JOY! He knows the BOTTOM scriptures from BOTTOM on thru! One day I'll be his BOTTOM wife! We'll have eternal BOTTOM life! Oh how I love my BOTTOM boy!!!! B-O-T-T-O-M!!! BOTTOM BOTTOM SING IT AGAIN!!!!

Go! Comment! GO NOW!!! I WANT THAT BAG!!!! AND THAT CRAZY PERSON THINGY!!!!!!!!

Hurry! What are you waiting for! Go comment! Calico's having a Giveaway! And she's got DANG CUTE STUFF!!!!! She puts my critters to shame!!! Shame, people, SHAME!!!! Now go comment! And mention me in your comment, cuz I'll have a better chance of winning if you do! Go on! Get Goin'! 3. 2. 1. 1 1/2. 1 3/4. OFF YOU GO!



















Why are you still reading this?!?! Go Comment already!

More Awards!

Yay yay yay!!! YAY!!!! Awards make me soooo happy!! Don't they make you happy too? Oh really? They do? Oh, Well I'll pass them on and make you happy too!


So I'm supposed to say who I got them from (the motherboard) and then pass it on! ...... Well I really don't know how many times to pass it on so I'll just pass it on to all of my loverly readers! Yes, that's right! If you are reading this right now then (drumroll) ............................... YOU JUST WON AN AWARD ... or two! ☺

Anyhoo, hope they made you happy!




P.s. I tryed putting on the second award but it wasn't working! I'll try getting it on my sidebar so you guys can get it! Sorry!

I've been Tagged! Like Twice.... :)

Okay. You know I wish I could say that this post was just terribly hard from me. I mean 7 whole facts about me that are either random or weird? Way too hard right??? Yeah. I wish. 'sigh' ANYHOO, I got tagged by my mom and my 'Aunt' :) Merrianne. Apparently I'm her new adopted niece. Hence the smiley face. :)

Moving on.

The Rules are:
1. Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blog. Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Here we go:

1. I tend to, when I'm bored, go into my room, turn on my mp3 reeaaaallly loud and then just start dancing. And it's not like the cool dancing like they did on Step Up 2. No it's like scary dancing. Like Napolean Dynamite dancing. Or that one guy on Hitch.
Yeah. Scary, Huh.

2. I like to make little stuffed animals. I hand sew them when I feel creative. My mom calls them my little "critters". I'll have to write about them later.

3. I am a wicked awesome guitar player on guitar hero. Not just awesome. But WICKED awesome. If I do say so myself!

4. I hate doing house work, but I LOVE to do yard work!!! I don't know why...

5. I have a weird dream like every night. I'll go to school and be talking to my friends and be like "Oh yeah, btw, I had another weird dream last night..." and they'll sigh and say "You have a weird dream like EVERY night!" And I'll be like "Yes. Yes I do."

6. Science makes me fall asleep. It doesn't matter who's teaching it or how much I like the teacher, start talking about science and I'm gone! In fact my teacher last year did not like me at all because I slept the whole time! A couple days ago I was having my annual end-of-the-day-nap in science (I have science last period this term) and when I woke up I had red lines all across my face 'cuz I had been laying my head on my sweater. Yeah. I had to walk through the halls with red "I've been sleeping in science" lines all over my face.
Ain't that just nifty!

7. I have my own language. Seriously. I just make stuff up! Some of my words are "Craptastical" and "Anyhoo" and "Depression"... Well okay I didn't make that one up but I did make up the way that I use it! So pretend you're telling me this really sad story, K. So you finish telling me your story and you're like "...Isn't that just the saddest story ever, Thing 1?" and I'm like "Oh my Gosh! Depression!" Yeah. It sounds really preppy but hey! It works! The only lame thing is now I'll be walking down the hall and over hear someone telling someone a story and they'll just be like "Ahhh! Depression!" and I'm like "Hey You! You can't say that! That's my word!!!" 'sigh'
Well at least I'm a trend setter!

Okay now I have to do 7 more 'cuz I got tagged twice.

8. I hate the smell of melted butter! Or butter at all for that matter... It makes me want to GAG MY GUTS OUT!!!!

9. I like to read my horoscope. I don't know why, I just find it fun. P.S. I'm a Leo :)

10. I have a problem with saying 'like' a lot. I mean if you go back through this post and count all the times I said 'like' it would be like umpteen billion. See I just like said it again! Ahhh!!! Curse you you stupid mouth!!!!

11. I love when it rains! I love the smell, the feeling, the sound, the look, everthing! Probably cuz it doesn't rain very much at my house....

12. I like to eat peanut butter STRAIGHT from the jar! Oh so yummy!

13. I'm not like most teenage girls my age. Or any age for that matter. I don't have an unhealthy obsession for Edward the vampire. In other words I HEART JACOB!!!!!
Now before you start sending me hate mail, just chillax! I have my reasons just as you have yours! Now take three deeeeep breaths! In and out, In and out, In and out...... :)

14. I'm a retro betty, thru and thru! In fact I know most oldie songs that not even my parents know!! I know! Crazy, huh?


So there it is folks! 14 crazy/random/totally weird things about me! Hope you enjoyed

Integrity #4

Okay on this one you had to look up the definition of integrity and then ask a women you admire what integrity means. So like your mom or a leader or your grandma or someone like that. And at GC my friend and I looked up this and then we asked one of the 5th years what they thought it meant (note: we didn't even know this was a value at the time, we just did it 'cuz we were bored :) Imagine my surprise when I come home to find out that it was actually a value and I had done it down to the dot without even knowing it! So cool!)

Well dictionary.com says this about integrity:
adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

So now I'm supposed to make a list of ways that I can make my actions consistent with my knowledge of right and wrong, and record in my journal (blog) what it means to me to have integrity.

Okey Dokey (cracks knuckles). A list. On it.

My list of actions consistent with....knowledgy stuff.

I could keep trying to be modest
I could keep keeping the word of wisdom
I could make sure I'm watching and listening to good stuff

And Integrity means to me that if you know that something is wrong you don't do it. Or as my fellow young women put it, Integrity is all of the values put together. If you don't have Integrity than you don't have faith, you'll forget your divine nature and individual worth, you won't have knowledge, etc. etc. So Integrity is pretty important. I'll have to tell you how important integrity is in a later post since this ones getting a little long. :)

So there it is folks! Have a good day!