I haven't been blogging for a long time. I got in trouble, and got grounded. My mom changed all my passwords to my email, facebook and blogger so I wouldn't get on the computer. The bad thing was that she's old, and forgot what she changed them to.

It took a lot of detective work to finally figure out what all the passwords were changed to, but now we know and they are all the same thing again.

School is out and I'm offically the queen of the school! The big cheese! The top dog! I'm a ninth grader now! I signed up for some pretty cool classes next year. I'm going to take seminary (a religion class), social dance and yearbook/newspaper. I can't wait! I also have french 3! I was born to speak french and eat french cheese!

My mom signed me up for summer PE. I was kindof bugged, but if I take summer PE then I don't have to take PE during the school year. We'll see if it's fun or lame. My friends are all in the 1st session which is from 7am to 11am. I am in the session that is from 9am to 1pm.

I went to a bunch of parties after school got out! We swam at them all. It was way fun!!!!!

I also got to go to this amusement park by my house because my rollercoaster design was picked to move on in the physics competition. I didn't really care about that, because they had stupid prizes... I just wanted to go and ride the rides! That was a total blast!!!!!

That's about all I can think of.

Later.

Ok. What???

So I was walking down the hall at school just a couple days ago and there was this big commotion. People would keep walking, and then look back and laugh. I thought some poor soul was either getting picked on, or had tripped.

But no.

That's not what it was at all.

As I rounded the corner, It started to stink. REALLY BAD.
And You'll never guess what I saw!

A giant. Pile. Of poo.

Yeah. Some Idiot had pooed. In the hall.
Ok. WHAT??????


They had it cleaned up by the next period, but it smelled so bad right down the hall where my locker was.

Later I found out that some stupid Sevvie had been sluffing class and her friends dared her to poo in the hall. Soooo She did.

What a Freak.

Oooooohh! Free therapy!

Yup. I've found my new source of shopping therapy. It's this website I found called Rue La La and you it's got a whole bunch of designer items, except with BIG Discounts!
Granted, some of them are still ridiculously priced, but still. Come on man! Some of the boutiques they have coming up in the next couple days are Juicy Couture, Zwilling J.A. Henckels, Steiner Sports, Kooba, La Perla, Ellen Tracy, Free People, and Tracy Porter!

But most of them only last 2 Days!!! And you can only become a member if you are invited by someone who is a member. So if you want to be a member, leave me your e-mail in a comment (i won't publish you're comment so only I will know your email) and I'll send you an invite!!


Come on guys!!! Who doesn't love discounted designer items???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I am writing this. And I am banging my head against the scale! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT JUST TOLD ME???? I LITERALLY gained over 10 pounds!!! OVER THANKS GIVING BREAK!!!! I mean I know how everybody says that they're going to gain all this weight over the break, but come on! This is just ridiculous! Someone, please, come restrain me!!! Before I chuck it out the window!!!

Mmmmmmm... there's more turkey in the fridge....

Bring on another ten pounds, baby!

Turkey Coma. Need I say more?

Ugh. I'm soo tired. I stayed up till 12:30 last night watching 27 dresses, which is, by the way, a very cute movie! But Anyhoo, I woke up this morning and my brother was playing Rockband. I came down, prepared to yell at him for playing Rockband so early in the morning! So I say "Thing 2! It is WAAY to early to be playin' Rockband! What in the Heck were you thinkin'?" and he said "Umm. Thing 1? It's soo not early!"

So I went and looked at the clock, and guess what time it was? It was 11:00! Yes in the AFTERNOON!!! How Nutz is that?! Guh. Don't cha just love thanksgiving?

Okay. NOW I've heard everything.

Yeah. I thought I'd heard everything when those guys said they had shot big foot and put him in their freezer.
I thought I had heard everything when I heard the Palin rap on SNL. (P.S. That is soooo funny! Go watch it!)

But no. That was nothing compared to this.

Here's a direct quote from the news article.

"A suspected robber wearing underwear on his head to hide his identity was chased down Monday afternoon by customers in a golf cart outside a South Salt Lake pro shop, police said.

The 48-year-old is suspected of approaching a clerk at Golf in the Round (600 W. 3300 South), demanding money and threatening the clerk with a 10-inch butcher knife, police wrote in a statement.

The clerk noticed the man was wearing men's underwear as a mask and replied, "You gotta be kidding," police wrote. When the robber moved forward with the knife, the clerk tried to wrest it away. The blade broke off, and the robber left the store and ran across the driving range, police wrote.

The clerk, whose hands were cut in the struggle, alerted customers to the robbery, police said. The customers used a golf cart to chase the man and keep him from escaping until officers arrived, police wrote.

The man was booked into jail."

Uh-huh. Makes you wonder what his thought process was.

"Hmmmm. What would be the best way to commit a robbery? ...... OH I KNOW!!! I'll wear Men's Underwear on my head! They'll never know it's me!"

Yup. He's a smart one!

FINALLY!!!

Sorry guys! I've been grounded. :P But I'm back and there's so much to blog about, I don't know where to start! So here I am! The party can start now!


Oh and P.S. You should totally go check out my Friend Merriane's Daughter's new blog!

Huh. That made no sense.

Oh well! Her names funny bunny. Go check her out!