I am writing this. And I am banging my head against the scale! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT JUST TOLD ME???? I LITERALLY gained over 10 pounds!!! OVER THANKS GIVING BREAK!!!! I mean I know how everybody says that they're going to gain all this weight over the break, but come on! This is just ridiculous! Someone, please, come restrain me!!! Before I chuck it out the window!!!
Mmmmmmm... there's more turkey in the fridge....
Bring on another ten pounds, baby!
Monday, December 1, 2008
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Scales lie. It's a fact. It's a conspiracy. Throw them out the window, and go enjoy that turkey!!
The best kind of weight gain is the Thanksgiving kind. Each pound is well worth it! And I don't even own a scale for this very reason.
FunnYYY!
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